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A Message from Ellen (01 - 05 September / 2008)

Happy Labor Day weekend everybody! It’s funny that it’s called “Labor Day” – but everybody has the day off. It’s sort of an oxymoron – like “wild boar” or “jumbo shrimp”…anyway, I hope you’re all having a great weekend.

I like to get in front of the grill in my special apron that says, “SOME THINGS IN LIFE ARE BETTER RICH…COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN.” I don’t really cook anything on the grill. I just like to stand there in my apron with nothing else on. It’s a tradition.

I’m also gonna rest up a little because I’m starting Season 6 on September 8th. And it’s gonna be huge. My first guests: (I just made a drumroll sound on my coffee table) none other than possibly the next First Lady – MICHELLE OBAMA. And, (get ready) Jonas Brothers!! And that’s just the beginning.

I’ve got to run now… JCPenney is having a sale.

Ellen