Season 6 is here!! I haven't been this excited since Santa brought me a Slinky. It's gonna be big... real big. And sexy... real sexy. I'm calling it: SEXY SEASON SIX! Hold on to your hot pants, the premiere show alone is gonna knock your knee-highs off!
On Monday, Michelle Obama will be here! I'm gonna dance with the potential next First Lady!
And, on that same show -- I don't even think I can tell you. You may spontaneously combust! Okay, I'll tell you, but I'm not responsible for anything that happens after that... the JONAS BROTHERS are gonna be here! All three of 'em. Are you okay? Good. That's just our first show.
Later in the week, PAM ANDERSON, Olympic gold medalists SHAWN JOHNSON (she's the gymnast), MISTY MAY-TREANOR and KERRI WALSH (they won for beach volleyball), and the amazing, LEONA LEWIS will join me. Plus a bunch more. I told you it was sexy!
It's also my first season as a married lady. I have some personal photos and video from the wedding that you won't see anywhere else, and I may even introduce you to the new missus.
I've got to go figure out what I'm gonna wear for the first show... I'm thinking fish-net stockings. See ya then.
Ellen
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