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A Message from Ellen (13 - 17 October 2008)

Oh, what a week it has been. Singing, dancing, dunking, oh my! Harry Connick, Jr. tried his best to dunk our friend Zach. Let me say this about his dunking abilities -- he's a great piano player. Julia Louis Dreyfus stopped by. She's a liar.

Actually, when I think about our week, it was filled with liars. Our writer -- and home wrecker -- Lauren Pomerantz was punished once again. And this time I got a professional to help me out. But I think Sheryl Crow wins the award for Best Dunk Tank Outfit. Don't believe me? How dare you.

On Tuesday, my new BFF Paris Hilton dropped by. We made a plan to go out clubbing one night. And we did something spectacular to try to get George Clooney out of his office. My other BFF who inspires me and is apparently inspired by my fashion sense stopped by. In fact, he inspired me to use his microphone.

Now, enough looking back. Let's look forward. And look who's headed right for us! Dennis Quaid, Queen Latifah, Lisa Kudrow, Kenny Chesney and Jesse McCartney. A little something for everyone.

And you'll never guess who gets in the dunk tank next. That, ladies and gentlemen, is called a "tease."

Oh, and how could I forget? We played one of the stupidest games of all time on the show. You can vote on whether or not we should ever play it again.

See ya next week... Ellen