Hey everybody. I hope you had a great Halloween. I’m writing this letter from my closet… it’s not what you think. I’m in here waiting for Portia to open the closet door and then I’m gonna scream, “AAAAAHHHHHHH!” and scare the bejeezus out of her. I’ve been scaring people all week… I can’t stop.
Actually, the whole week was surprising:
- CLINT EASTWOOD stopped by and surprised us!
- So did NICK JONAS!
- We had some Vegas showgirls here, and we sent them next door to surprise GEORGE CLOONEY.
- WANDA SYKES surprised us with a great costume and a surprise announcement -- she’s black!
- We had some surprise guests get in our dunk tank: MARIO LOPEZ and NEIL PATRICK HARRIS.
- Also, ZAC EFRON was here (No surprise… he was adorable!).
- And I went clubbing with PARIS HILTON (Also, no surprise… it was HOT!).
Then the staff tried to scare me… I was expecting it -- but still… Wait, I think I hear Portia… but, don’t forget, next week CHER’S gonna be on the show! And we’re kicking off GAME WEEK. Plus, PATRICK DEMPSEY, SAMUEL L. JACKSON, and I go golfing with JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE. Here she comes… AAAAAHHHHHH!! Works every time.
P.S. I promise this is the last time I ask you, but please vote on November 4th!!
And, if you live in California, please:
- Vote Yes on Prop 2 -- which will improve living conditions for animals and not cost you a penny.
- And, Vote No on Prop 8! By defeating Proposition 8 we can preserve everyone’s right to marry!
Thanks, Ellen