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A Message from Ellen (17 - 21 November 2008)

Well, it finally happened. No, I’m not wearing a dress. My staff finally scared me. And they used STEVE CARELL to do it. That was fun and terrifying… it was terrifunning!

Actually, the whole week was filled with surprises:
- I was in the middle of a show and suddenly JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE came out to surprise me. And this all happened while I was awake, ladies!
- Then we surprised TAYLOR SWIFT with her best friend.
- Then we surprised TAYLOR SWIFT with JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE.
- And OMG, my BFF, PARIS HILTON made a surprise appearance. I can call her whenever I want.
- I called a home viewer and surprised her with an amazing AFRICAN SAFARI!
- HEIDI KLUM and I surprised two audience members with makeup makeovers. Don’t try this at home… we’re professionals.
- And surprising or not, we celebrated our 900th show this week! I don’t feel a day over 250. In honor of our 900th show - I gave away a car. Well, she earned it.

We have 900 more shows coming up, which will include the long awaited return of the handsy, CHRIS MATTHEWS! I’ll be ready for him. And, we’re gonna be in Las Vegas, baby! I’ve already got my suitcase full of quarters and my lucky underpants.

I’m gonna be doing a LIVE VLOG on Wednesday, November 19th 2008. I’ll be LIVE FROM LAS VEGAS! Log on to our website early Wednesday morning to find out what time I’ll be LIVE in the afternoon. I don’t know what time it’ll be - probably just after my disco-nap. Mommy needs her disco-nap… especially in Vegas!

See ya, Ellen