Well, it’s official… you can’t drink a thousand shots of tequila! I wanted to do something special for my 1,000th show, but I lost track somewhere between six and eight shots. Instead, I marked the momentous occasion with a huge 1,000th show celebration!
I thank you all a thousand times for watching over the past six years. And I’ve been thanking some of you individually with our $1,000 A DAY IN MAY giveaways.
They say, “It’s better to give than to receive,” but they also say, “The proof is in the pudding”… and I’ve never found anything in my pudding. But I can tell you I’ve been having a lot of fun with my Big Stimulus Package!
Oh, and did I mention that Oprah popped in? Well, she did. I’m gonna be on the cover of the December issue of “O” magazine. Anyway, it’s no big deal. A lot of people have been on the cover with Oprah. Oh, wait a minute -- only the First Lady of the United States! Let’s all raise our shot glasses to the December ‘09 issue of “O” magazine -- the greatest-selling issue of all time!!
You’re not gonna want to miss next week’s shows; my friends SIMON COWELL and RYAN SEACREST are gonna be here! They do a little show called, “American Idol,” maybe you’ve heard of it. And HUGH JACKMAN is bringing over his impossibly toned body. Also, I’ll be giving away more money all week long!
And don’t stop there -- this week’s Mother’s Day show is gonna be the mother of all Mother’s Day shows! The audience will be filled with first-time pregnant moms. I better start boiling water.
See ya, Ellen