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A Message from Ellen (11 May - 15 May 2009)

I'm just now recovering from our big Mother's Day Show. The audience was filled with first-time pregnant moms. I was so excited to give away all kinds of great gifts, my water broke! It was a great way to end a jam-packed week. Both SIMON COWELL and RYAN SEACREST were here. I'm gonna find one of them a date - or maybe I'll just find one girl and they can share.

Also, the sexiest man alive came by -- no, Richard Simmons was here for Mardi Gras. HUGH JACKMAN was here! If my body looked like his, I'd never wear clothes… on second thought, if my body looked like his, that'd be really weird.

Plus, the two stars from this weekend's biggest movie, "STAR TREK," were here. CHRIS PINE and ZACHARY QUINTO. I think Darth Vader turns out to be their father.

And, hold on to your light saber, next week is gonna be huge. KELLY CLARKSON will be here! Plus, LADY GAGA and PINK!! And, we're kicking off our DRIVE ME CRAZY GAME WEEK. Someone's gonna win a CAR! Not to mention a whole bunch of other great prizes. You can win too - go to our website to find out how!

Which reminds me, I've got to go… Portia and I are playing blindfolded musical chairs and I took off my blindfold -- she's still wandering around on the lawn...

See ya, Ellen