This week on Ellen...
Monday, October 5
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
You've seen the hilarious dating videos from the '80s, now I have some of the love-seeking guys on my show! We finally get to know whether they found what they were looking for (like "the goddess")! Then, my potty-mouthed neighbor JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS is taking the long walk over to my show -- all the way from the stage next door. That's where she tapes her hit show, "The New Adventures of Old Christine." I think it's time she and I had a discussion about how she treats my staff on the red carpet! She and the rest of the Seinfeld gang are reuniting on "Curb Your Enthusiasm," and I'm sure there will be stories! Also, for the first time, JASON SCHWARTZMAN is on the show. He's starring in the new HBO comedy "Bored to Death," but the funny guy is anything but boring. And, MELISSA JOAN HART & MARK BALLAS from "Dancing with the Stars" are dropping by. They'll let me know what's going on behind the scenes, and then hit the dance floor for us!
Tuesday, October 6
Rob Lowe
Last week I showed you a video of an amazing 5-year-old boy who memorized an entire speech from the movie "Miracle." His name is JOSHUA SACCO and I just had to have him on the show! He's here today and you have to see him perform his speech! Then, get ready ladies -- ROB LOWE is on the show! It seems like he never takes a break -- He's in the new movie "The Invention of Lying" and currently stars on "Brothers and Sisters." The other times he's been here we've gone sledding and skiing, and one time I even washed his hair! I have no idea what to expect this time! Then, after six long years, the beautiful JULIETTE LEWIS returns! She's known for doing things her own way -- I can't wait to see what she's gonna say. Juliette is playing a roller derby girl in the new movie "Whip It," so I might need to break out the helmet for this interview! Also, MIRANDA LAMBERT is performing her new song "White Liar" from her upcoming CD, "Revolution." She's taken the country music world by storm in the past few years, and today you'll see why!
Wednesday, October 7
Ellen Page
You won't want to miss today's show! Last week, BILLY CRETAN saw a fire raging in the building above his store. Instead of running away, he ran upstairs and saved a 4-year-old boy! Now the hero is on my show and will tell me all about it! Then, the last time ELLEN PAGE was on, she was celebrating her 21st birthday. Now she's starring with Drew Barrymore in the new movie "Whip It." I hear she and Drew have become close friends. They trained for months to play roller derby girls -- maybe she can show me a few moves! Then, I have the incredibly funny KEVIN NEALON here! He has a new stand-up special, "Now Hear Me Out," and if his past appearances on my show are any indication, you will love it! I never know what he's gonna talk about, but I know we'll be laughing the entire time! Then, MICHAEL FRANTI & SPEARHEAD will perform their new hit "Say Hey (I Love You)" from their album "All Rebel Rockers." I'm sure you'll be dancing along! Don't miss it!
Thursday, October 8
Clive Owen
I can't believe that CLIVE OWEN has never been on my show! We fix that today, and I can't wait to talk to him. He's starring in the new movie "The Boys Are Back." You'll need a box of tissues when you see it! Then, my old friend JOELY FISHER is stopping by. She stars with Brad Garrett on "'Til Death," but I'm sure it doesn't compare to when she was on my sitcom! I can't wait to see her. Then, I found an adorable 9-year-old named ANNA GRACE who I just had to invite here. She is an incredible performer who sings while playing the piano. Did I mention that she composes her own songs? And last week I sent one of my audience members off to Bora Bora, so we'll show you what she was up to the entire time!
Friday, October 9
Jason Bateman
My friend, the very funny JASON BATEMAN is coming by today! He's starring with Vince Vaughn in the new movie "Couples Retreat." They filmed it in Bora Bora! That gives me an idea... I'm moving my studio to Tahiti! Then, eleven years ago, a tragedy shook the nation -- and me. Matthew Shepard was beaten and left for dead simply because he was gay. His mother JUDY SHEPARD is on the show today to talk about her new book, "The Meaning of Matthew," in which she recounts the horrific event and the impact it's had -- not just on the world, but on her as a mother. She has been so strong -- this is an interview you won't want to miss. And country music superstar TOBEY KEITH is here to perform his new song "American Ride"!